Ishaan Reddy

A Letter from Rain

Dear Humanity,

What the hell?

Sorry, I should probably elaborate a bit more.

My name is Rain. Yes, that Rain. I’m the reason you’re family barbeque come to an abrupt end. I’m the guy who caused that heavy downpour on your walk to school, and Wind & I teamed up to create that spectacular storm a few weeks ago.

So why am I reaching out now?

Well, to put it simply, it’s because you guys suck.

You guys have one of the most beautiful planets in the solar system one that’s been around for billions of years and in five seconds you managed to ruin it. Now my cousin, Snow’s fallen sick, you’ve made me all acidic, and don’t get me started on Global Warming.

I know some of you think that guy’s not real. Well, he is. I would know because I have to share a room with him. Let me tell you, he is the most arrogant, hot-headed buffoon in the universe. And you guys created him!

Were the dinosaurs ever this bad. No, they were not. They had the sense to no run the planet they called home. 

I mean yeah, they were going through an industrial revolution, but that came to an end when Timmy the T-Rex’s electromagnet attracted a meteor that hit Earth, and wiped them all out.

And that could happen to you guys if you’re not careful.

And if I’m being completely honest, I don’t want to see you guys wiped out.

Like sure, I sent a massive flood you’re way a few thousand years ago that nearly led to the end of your species, but that was to test you. To make you stronger.

You guys are an amazing species. You’ve survived countless catastrophes, and created things even I couldn’t imagine.

Don’t let it all be for nothing.

Yours Truly,

Rain